What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

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Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

What's long and black?

Every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Roller Coaster Jokes More Roller Coaster Jokes

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?

He braces himself

What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster?

Yes!