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What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

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Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What do you say to someone riding a stoned horse?

Get off your high horse.

Roller Coaster Jokes More Roller Coaster Jokes

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?

He braces himself

What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster?

Yes!