What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

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Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

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What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

What did the black guy see when he went down the roller coaster?

His upper lip.