Amadeus Vult!
Petal to the nettle!
They were all petrified.
Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.
Pillow fight!
Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.
Run Berry, run!
He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"
My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string
Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!
A right a right a right!
Get another one to yell BINGO
None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.
Both are yelling at the same kid.
Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"
Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"
Oh,the humanities!
In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)
Yes!
Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!
Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
Because they have to use their Endor voices.
He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"
Watch a movie with him.
An old man yelling at the cloud
Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"
When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.
Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
Not-a-Yeti
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "
A clam shouter.
Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!
Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!
He yelled, "A u, fish!"
Ready or not, hair I comb!
Because he said Punch's line.
Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke
She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."
ATTACH!
Flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea
Weeeeeeeee!!!
The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"
Full speed ahead
Underlay! Underlay!
He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
They have to use their Endor voices.
So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"
Them: YOU'RE DRIVING
None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!
A box hedge fund!
Because they are well versed in whorticulture
They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!
A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
A plane
An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high
It depends on Deus Voltage
I hit that.
There's none, both live for the hits.
At the Schopenhauer.
Go visit his family tree.
