My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string
People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.
Haw
Because guitars make music.
You Cantaloupe.
Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.
She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."
Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!
Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.
It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.
