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What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Why cant programmers tell the difference between Christmas and Thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

What did the hummingbird do to his girlfriend?

He nectar!

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What lives in the sea and yells?

A clam shouter.

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

Snap Jokes More Snap Jokes

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

What happens when you provoke an angry redhead?

Ginger snaps.