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What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good..... Boy: if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you name a girlfriend you haven't had for a long time?

Palmela Handerson

What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ()

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

Snap Jokes More Snap Jokes

When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs?

Only when they snap at something!

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)