What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How do you know if your girlfriend is ticklish?

You give her a test-tickle.

What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

What did the Italian Bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti

Snap Jokes More Snap Jokes

What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

What happens when you provoke an angry redhead?

Ginger snaps.