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What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar?

One dollar

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

Why won't Jonas Bjerre, Johan Wohlert nor Silas Utke Graae Jrgensen use guitars?

Because guitars make music.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

Snap Jokes More Snap Jokes

How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!