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Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

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What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

Old Tree Jokes More Old Tree Jokes

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

Petrify Jokes More Petrify Jokes

What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.