Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

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What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

How do I get to the other side of the river?

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"

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What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

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What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.