Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

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What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millennium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

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What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

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What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.