Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

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How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

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Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

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What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.