Old Tree Jokes

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

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What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

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What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

Lightning Bolt Jokes More Lightning Bolt Jokes

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll