Old Tree Jokes

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

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What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

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What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

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What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

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What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed?

Oh,the humanities!

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Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

Where does a digital photographer hang his work?

On a jpeg.