Old Tree Jokes

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

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Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do Trees and Dogs have in common?

Bark.

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

Lightning Bolt Jokes More Lightning Bolt Jokes

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

Petrify Jokes More Petrify Jokes

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.