They were all petrified.
Bark
The where petrified.
You only need a nail to hang a painting.
Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it
Rock and Roll
They crack up
He barked g-r-r-r-illa!
An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!
ATTACH!
He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"
