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Old Tree Jokes

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

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What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

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Where do the Mexican truckers hang out?

The guay station.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

Lightning Bolt Jokes More Lightning Bolt Jokes

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

Petrify Jokes More Petrify Jokes

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.