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What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

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Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

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Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

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Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.