What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

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What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

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What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

What Pokémon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

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What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.