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What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

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What did the handicapped racecar driver say?

I have no Hans

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

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Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.