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What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

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Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

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Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

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What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.