Freeze Jokes

What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

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What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

What Pokémon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

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What does gasoline taste like?

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What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

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How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank.

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What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

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How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

Their match wouldn't light.

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

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What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what you're blaming me for, it's your fault!

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen