Just-ice
He was petrified.
Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.
It's 0K.
Freeze a jolly good fellow
Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well
I'm udderly freezing!
The Dark Knightrogen
You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".
She puts in in the microwave.
Vodka does not freeze
Because they let IT go
Are you 0K
He stole her blanket.
Both are a glaze
An ice Kareem clone
Freezing.
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
His toga size went from L to XL.
You look for the fresh prints!
He still hasn't found what he's looking for.
Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
A frog. It croaks every night.
Purrsians!
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
Claustrophobic
A blinkin' light
Well, you can sleep with a light on.
Icebreaker.
A Labracadabrador.
Mesquite squite squite....Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.
Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.
