Freeze Jokes

What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

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What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

What Pokémon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

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What can be found in a Judge's freezer?

Just ice.

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

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What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

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Netflix and Krill

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What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

What do you call one of Santa's helpers?

A subordinate clause

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What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank.

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Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

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What are the "White Walkers" doing when we don't see them in a GoT episode?

Chilling.

What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

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What dogs are best for sending telegrams?

Wire haired terriers!!

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!