Blame Jokes

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

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What did the feminist baker blame for all of her life's problems?

The Pastryarchy.

Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

Blame it on the night

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what you're blaming me for, it's your fault!

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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Fine Jokes More Fine Jokes

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper

Mit Jokes More Mit Jokes

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

It's not my fault.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.