Blame Jokes

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

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What did the feminist baker blame for all of her life's problems?

The Pastryarchy.

Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

Blame it on the night

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.

What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!

What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

How many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

Mit Jokes More Mit Jokes

What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

George Zimmerman Jokes More George Zimmerman Jokes

Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

Blame it on the night

Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so?

Is he the McRib