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Santa Helper Jokes

What do you call one of Santa's helpers?

A subordinate clause

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What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

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Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

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Why was Santa's little helper sad?

Because he had low ELFesteem

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

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Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

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What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

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Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

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What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

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What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!