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Santa Helper Jokes

What do you call one of Santa's helpers?

A subordinate clause

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

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How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

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Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke?

Apparently, not here

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What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite....Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

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Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

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How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

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Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.