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What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

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What do sound engineers say when they leave?

Audios

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

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Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

Because Sam sung better than him

What do you call someone who sings about mints?

A "Minstrel".

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What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

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What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone?

It was counter-inuitive.

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Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke