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What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

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Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

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What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

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What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

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How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone?

It was counter-inuitive.

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What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

What's the definition of a school report?

A poison pen letter from the principal.