Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Shar pei
Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.
Freeze a jolly good fellow
It's 0K.
Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo
Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!
Tommy Tookalook
An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.
Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke