What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

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What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

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How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

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Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

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What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

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What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

What do Eskimo's and Ziploc bags have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

What's the definition of a school report?

A poison pen letter from the principal.