Jolly Good Fellow Jokes

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

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What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

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One dollar

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One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

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What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

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What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

What's the definition of a school report?

A poison pen letter from the principal.

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What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

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What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

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