Jolly Good Fellow Jokes

What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?

Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!

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What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

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Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

What is snow?

No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.

What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations?

There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach.

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do elephants sing at Christmas?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

Holocaust Jokes More Holocaust Jokes

What's worse than dropping your ice cream?

The Holocaust.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?

The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights

Principal Jokes More Principal Jokes

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...