Freeze a jolly good fellow
Russel.
Because he left the Windows open.
A poison pen letter from the principal.
Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
It's 0K.
I'm udderly freezing!
Because they sing hymns, not hers!*
He wanted to sing higher!
A computer only has to have information punched into it once.
About 10 pounds.
Because it was too cold out tide.
Tukaluk