What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

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What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

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How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

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What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom?

Tommy Tookalook

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

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What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.