How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

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Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop.

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

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Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

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What do you call an Eskimo optometrist?

An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

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What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.