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How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

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What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

Why didn't the Smurfs fit in the house?

There wasn't mushroom.

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What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone?

It was counter-inuitive.

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

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What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

What do you call an Igloo without a toilet?

An Ig!