How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

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What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

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What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

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Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr