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What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

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How can you tell when the blonde's boyfriend's birthday is?

When she has a belt-buckle imprint on her forehead

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.

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What's The Coolest Thing On the Internet I Can Buy for Under $100?

Http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wyozq/whatisthecoolestthingicanbuyonthe/c5hp9rg

How should I respond?

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What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.