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What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

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How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

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What do you call a room full of comatose people?

A salad.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

Http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

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What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.