What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

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How do you know if someone is Puerto Rican?

They tell you.

What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

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What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

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What is recursion?

What is recursion (http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/211omr/whatisrecursion/)

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

Why Mathematics make you a Terrorist?

Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.