What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

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What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http

What's The Coolest Thing On the Internet I Can Buy for Under $100?

Http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wyozq/whatisthecoolestthingicanbuyonthe/c5hp9rg

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What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!