How do you know if someone is Puerto Rican?

They tell you.

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

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How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat