How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

When is a --- not a ---?

Joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Who's there? Deja. Deja who?

Knock, knock.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.