How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

How did the cavemen in the far east protect themselves?

They Rocked their doors.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.