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How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

When is your door annoying?

When it'sa Jar-Jar.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How much does a slave cost?

I have no idea, I just know they aren't free

How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey?

Bill Cosby

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

You get a Hyperlink...

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

What do you call a musician's best friend?

A drummer...