How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What does a door and a jar have in common?

They both are ajar.

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?

Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers