What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

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Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

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What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

What do you call a long bike ride with a bunch of cheap wine?

Le Tour de Franzia

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How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs