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What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds. The second coming of the Lord

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What did the guy say when he found out that his wife's breast s had implants?

THOSE ARE SILLY CONES

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

Carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What did the drummer get on his test?

Drool

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once