What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

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What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim?

Annette

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

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What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

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Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it.

What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.