What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?

Snowballs

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why was the young strawberry upset?

Cause his mom was in a jam.

What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

Jelly Jokes More Jelly Jokes

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!

Wood Chipper Jokes More Wood Chipper Jokes

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.