What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential."

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common?

They're both in bread

Why was Mr. Strawberry sad?

He was in a Jam.

Jelly Jokes More Jelly Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!

What is a printer's favorite type of jelly?

Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!

Wood Chipper Jokes More Wood Chipper Jokes

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.