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What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

What's the difference between OJ Simpson and Stephen King?

OJ's truth is stranger than King's fiction.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

What did the one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

Jelly Jokes More Jelly Jokes

What is a printer's favorite type of jelly?

Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

Wood Chipper Jokes More Wood Chipper Jokes

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.