What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

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What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

There have been sightings of UFOs.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

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Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.