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What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the Difference Between a Hormone and a Pheromone?

You can't hear a pheromone.

What's the difference between most complex life forms, and the internet?

Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

Jelly Jokes More Jelly Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!

What is a printer's favorite type of jelly?

Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!

Wood Chipper Jokes More Wood Chipper Jokes

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.