Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary?

Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.

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What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

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What does a greek say when gets his salary?

Danke!

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.