Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary?

Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.

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What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

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What does a Greek say when gets his salary?

Danke!

What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary