An astronut.
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
Deez Nutz
Because they work for peanuts
Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?
That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?
Astronuts!
Because he couldn't handle his roast
He was a-roasted peanut.
Planters.
He was "a salted."
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.
Cashew!
I'll be back in a jiffy
A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!
Think about it.
Because it got R O A S T E D
They're willing to work peanuts!
Mr. Peanut
Wife: Please go wait in the car
Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.
Cash or Czech Edit: a word
Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)
Don't worry, he'll tell you
The mooovies. pls tell to friends.
Nice to meet you both.
When someone fed a genie alfredo
A Buccaneer.
Because he was skint.
Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)
They're both purple, except for the elephant.
A Sven diagram!
Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.
He over 'd
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Find what you're booking for
That's just what I kneaded!
