An astronut.
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
Because they work for peanuts
Astronuts!
Because he couldn't handle his roast
He was a-roasted peanut.
Planters.
He was "a salted."
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.
Cashew!
I'll be back in a jiffy
Because it got R O A S T E D
They're willing to work peanuts!
Mr. Peanut
Wife: Please go wait in the car
Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.
A Lenintil...
In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.
Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face..... :D eh. Eh.?
Tell them to take off their hats
Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.
His lily died
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things
It's rear end!
A small medium at large
For staging a coo
An elephant at the North Pole!
Russell!
Almond the side of the law! Kn
Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.
