An astronut.
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
Deez Nutz
Because they work for peanuts
Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?
That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?
Astronuts!
Because he couldn't handle his roast
He was a-roasted peanut.
Planters.
He was "a salted."
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.
Cashew!
I'll be back in a jiffy
A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!
Think about it.
Because it got R O A S T E D
They're willing to work peanuts!
Mr. Peanut
Wife: Please go wait in the car
Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.
Because of the culture!
Show your work.
What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."
Thor.
This club can't even handle me right now
When it gets a handle on life.
Cry me a peninsula.
A weeping Willow.
DEEZ NUTZ, Ha! Goteem!
He just couldn't find the guys angle!
On squid row!
To get to the other bride!
A reproductive organ.
Her Highness will tell you
Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.
