An astronut.
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
Deez Nutz
Because they work for peanuts
Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?
That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?
Astronuts!
Because he couldn't handle his roast
He was a-roasted peanut.
Planters.
He was a"salted"
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.
At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.
Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.
I'll be back in a jiffy
A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!
Think about it.
Because it got R O A S T E D
Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"
They're willing to work peanuts!
Mr. Peanut
Wife: Please go wait in the car
Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.
He couldn't pay for Baal
Because he was knotty
They're always eager for more on their pate.
Depends
They'll tell you.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
To get to the dark side...
An animal that puts you out a night!
Diamond
Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.
Polaroids
She was always using fowl language.
Teach me senpai!
Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!
I literally cannot deal.
Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL
