An astronut.
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
Deez Nutz
Because they work for peanuts
Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?
That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?
Astronuts!
Because he couldn't handle his roast
He was a-roasted peanut.
Planters.
He was a"salted"
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.
At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.
Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.
I'll be back in a jiffy
A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!
Think about it.
Because it got R O A S T E D
Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"
They're willing to work peanuts!
Mr. Peanut
Wife: Please go wait in the car
Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.
Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)
This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.
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If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.
So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
A Remote control
It's over, man.
The X-Men
Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.
My chestnuts are roasting
Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.
Backwards.
It was a child predator.
Because time was always running out.
