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What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.

Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!