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What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

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What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

What is the one thing wrong with a Piles joke?

It doesn't sit well.

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When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.

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How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

What's the best thing about Sweden?

I can't pick, but their flag is a huge plus.

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What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?