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What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

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What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

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Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

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How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.