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Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

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Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

A Drag Queen

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What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

Lettuce pray

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

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What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

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Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

What do you call a jellyfish on a plane?

A flightoplankton.