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Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship.

What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's green and flies over Poland?

Snotzis.

Why don't you shoo those flies?

Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.