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Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

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What do we want?

Race car noises. When do we want them? Neoooooooooooooooooooooow

What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

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What's the difference between certain and uncertain?

Well, one things for sure

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

Lettuce pray

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Why is everyone smiling at me today?

Checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

What's green and flies over Poland?

Snotzis.

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What do you call a plane with no wings?

Fly Curious.

When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?

When it is intercepted by a plane.