Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

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Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

What's big grey and flies straight up?

An elecopter!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?