How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

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Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

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How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

What are my views on lesbian relationships?

I view it in HD.

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What's in 65 days?

The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

The box said 2-4 years!

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What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.