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How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

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Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son.

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

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What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP?

A clop cop.

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What do lesbians in Alaska sing?

What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar.

What is a support group for lesbian mathematicians called?

Number Munchers!

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How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

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What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...