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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

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What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

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Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

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What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.

What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

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What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

They got married in the spring.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What does Kodak film and a condom have in common?

They both capture that special moment

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.