When he starts using condoms with other girls.
Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.
You have to read ursine.
M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.
They both started out black and blue then became white and golden
FDR. His standup could use some work.
Reptiles.
Around the ankles and wrists
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.
I'd prefer if you included tigress
Beef Stroken off
Pickup lines
Three sleeps 'till Christmas!
He gives it a valenshine!
Ones for coming and ones for going.
A condom
