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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What was the pirate boxing champion known for?

His left hook.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

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What cheese is used to block online streaming?

Edam

What kind of money do they use on Superman's home planet?

Kryptocurrency

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why can't you trust girls?

Because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What rock group has four guys and no singers?

Mt. Rushmore! Happy Presidents Day!

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyonc

What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.