How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

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Which perfume do you use?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

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What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

How many of you guys experienced this?

Damn! I don't have spare keys either.

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What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

What did the redneck say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

Its ok, we can still be cousins.

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Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

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How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

What do you call a condom within a condom?

Contraception.