How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

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Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

So she could use it as a mirror.

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What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

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What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

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How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

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Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.