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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

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Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

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What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

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Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger