What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

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What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

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What kind of music does a printer make?

A paper jam.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!