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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

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What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

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How many mangoes make a dozen?

Six girls)

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What kind of snake is good at math?

An adder.

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How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.