What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

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Patty Jokes More Patty Jokes

What did one beef patty say to the other beef patty?

Will you be my grill friend

What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

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Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

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What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.