What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

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What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

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Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

Why would I be mad?

Girls who are mad

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What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

What kind of STD does a blonde woman give you?

Herp-n-derp-es

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Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'