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Patty Jokes

What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What did one beef patty say to the other beef patty?

Will you be my grill friend

What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

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What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.

What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

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What would MLK be if he was alive?

White

What did MLK say to the fishmonger?

I have a bream.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What does a cat sleep on?

A caterpillow.

What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's?

There is twenty of them.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

How does the sun cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Patti O'furniture Jokes More Patti O'furniture Jokes

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

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What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture