Patty Jokes

What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What did one beef patty say to the other beef patty?

Will you be my grill friend

What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

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What did MLK say to the fishmonger?

I have a bream.

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

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What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

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Where do hamburgers go to dance?

The meat-ball.

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

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What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

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What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!

What did Michael Jackson almost name his daughter?

Nata-LEE-HEE!

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.