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Patty Jokes

What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What did one beef patty say to the other beef patty?

Will you be my grill friend

What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

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What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

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Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Where do beers go to pick up girls?

Ho Gardens

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

Paddy o' furniture

What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How did it work?

We haven't spoken for five years".

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call an 800 pound gorilla?

Anything he wants to be called.

How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.