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Patty Jokes

What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What did one beef patty say to the other beef patty?

Will you be my grill friend

What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

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What would MLK be if he was alive?

White

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

Why should you never trust someone straight after coitus?

Usually they're lying

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

What is the Sun's favorite type of music?

Sol.

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

Moo-dicinal

What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

Patti O'furniture Jokes More Patti O'furniture Jokes

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture