Patty Jokes

What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What did one beef patty say to the other beef patty?

Will you be my grill friend

What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

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Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

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Well, you can sleep with a light on.

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Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

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It had beef.

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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

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RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..

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They coalesce

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

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Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte