Patty Jokes

What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What did one beef patty say to the other beef patty?

Will you be my grill friend

What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

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Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

Introduce Jokes More Introduce Jokes

What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?

Nice to meet you both.

How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst!

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

Irish Girl Jokes More Irish Girl Jokes

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture