Patty Jokes

What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What did one beef patty say to the other beef patty?

Will you be my grill friend

What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

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Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

Who's there! Butcher! Butcher who?

Butcher your arms around me!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did Misty want to sleep with Brock?

She saw his Onix harden.

What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

What's a blonde's favourite wine?

"Daaaddy I want to go to Miaaami!"

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

Why is Gordon Ramsey always so angry?

Because people get all up in his grill.

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

Art

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

Mlk Day Jokes More Mlk Day Jokes

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What's the difference between mlk day and St. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What do you call cow without a girlfriend?

Beef Stroken off

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.