What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

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What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

What do you call the son of Kim Jong-Un?

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What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.