Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

What is a broken drum kit's favorite file format?

PDF puh-duh... ffffff

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Why are elevator jokes so funny?

Because they work on so many levels

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What "c word" describes my girlfriend and why I'm not getting any?

Carpaltunnel

How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.

Personal Trainer Jokes More Personal Trainer Jokes

Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

How do I start?

Personal Trainer: By putting down that Pizza slice!