Personal Trainer Jokes

How do I start?

Personal Trainer: By putting down that Pizza slice!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them they'd break

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

What kind of work does a weak cat do?

Light mouse work.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.