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Personal Trainer Jokes

How do I start?

Personal Trainer: By putting down that Pizza slice!

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

What would have to break to give you 18?

A condom

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common?

Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.