Personal Trainer Jokes

How do I start?

Personal Trainer: By putting down that Pizza slice!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you say to a broken Xbox One?

Nothing, you already said it twice.

What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?

Harambe