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Personal Trainer Jokes

How do I start?

Personal Trainer: By putting down that Pizza slice!

I Love Pizza & You

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Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

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What do you call breakfast?

Breaking fast yooo!

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

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How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

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What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!

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What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.