Personal Trainer Jokes

How do I start?

Personal Trainer: By putting down that Pizza slice!

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Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

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How do you get your girlfriend to fart?

Pull out

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

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Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

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How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

What secret society do strippers work for?

The Illuminaughty.

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..