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How do I start?

Personal Trainer: By putting down that Pizza slice!

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How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

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Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

How do I start?

Personal Trainer: By putting down that Pizza slice!