What's a mathematicians favourite plant?

Any that has a square root!

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Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.