Square Root Jokes

Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

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What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.

How do you say no in German?

Square root of 81

Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

What's a mathematicians favourite plant?

Any that has a square root!

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

What's the square root of Optimus Prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

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The Age Of Ultron.

How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

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What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

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What do you get when The Dark Knight meets Edgar Allan Poe?

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Where does geography and geography meet?

The Bermuda Triangle.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

Include Jokes More Include Jokes

What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

A sticky Wicket.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

What has eyes but can't see?

Hellen Keller