Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

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Why do lesbians hate Nutella?

Because it's not nut-free

Why do hippies wear pachouli??

So blind people can hate them to

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Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant

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What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

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How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)