Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

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Why does Michael Scott hate Hamlet?

Toby or not Toby

Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

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How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

What do you plant... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

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What insect is good at math?

An account-ant.

How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

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What's the square root of Optimus Prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

What's a mathematicians favourite plant?

Any that has a square root!