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Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do feminists hate church music?

Because of all the Hymns.

Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus?

Nobody.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

How could that have happened?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage!

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

Square Root Jokes More Square Root Jokes

What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.