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Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

What's a dancer's favorite type of water?

Tap water

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book?

Red hairing.

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water