Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

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Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

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What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

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How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I