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Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

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Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

Where do man-splainers get their water?

From a well, actually...

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What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book?

Red hairing.

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh