Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

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What do you call an armoire that is secretly used as a closet?

A closet closet.

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

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Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

Ze Hoegaarden.

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.