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Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

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What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What do you call a plant and sock hybrid?

A sockluent

What do you call it when a plant used TV Tropes?

A TV Tropism.