Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

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What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

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Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

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Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book?

Red hairing.