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Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

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How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

What do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

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Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

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What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

What happens when a plant is sad?

The other plants have to photosympathize with it