What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book?

Red hairing.

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Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

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What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some