Leaf me alone.
Toilet trees.
Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.
B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???
Because they are planted in the spring!
To spruce things up a bit.
The other plants have to photosympathize with it
Shiitake mushrooms.
Because they have all of the anthers!
Because it gives them square roots
They both need natural light to survive!
Got so excited she wet her plants.
Public transportation.
Grow away.
Depends on how many cops planted it there
Geometry.
Ze Hoegaarden.
Ferniture.
Red hairing.
A bakery.
Let me be your *soil*mate
Plant its nuts.
It uses a plant stand.
Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."
Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh
Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.
A tree.
A TV Tropism.
I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage!
Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.
He wet his plants.
Photos-in-the-seas!
Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I
A membrane
Plant it in the spring.
To find its stomate!
A transplant
A telefern
Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.
Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!
It made him wed his plants!
You cantelope!
Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"
Inception
Just water
A sockluent
Photosympathize
He loves his pot.
His mom was in a jam!
The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
Because he stays low key
Because they had no bars on their cells!
In cells.
You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
Is this a tumblr meetup?
'Can I join you?'
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
The story grows on you.
At night, because two feet are added to it.
