Leaf me alone.
Toilet trees.
Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.
B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???
Because they are planted in the spring!
To spruce things up a bit.
The other plants have to photosympathize with it
Shiitake mushrooms.
Because they have all of the anthers!
Because it gives them square roots
They both need natural light to survive!
Got so excited she wet her plants.
Public transportation.
Grow away.
Depends on how many cops planted it there
Geometry.
Ze Hoegaarden.
Ferniture.
Red hairing.
A bakery.
Let me be your *soil*mate
Plant its nuts.
It uses a plant stand.
Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."
Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh
Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.
A tree.
A TV Tropism.
I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage!
Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.
He wet his plants.
Photos-in-the-seas!
Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I
A membrane
Plant it in the spring.
To find its stomate!
A transplant
A telefern
Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.
Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!
It made him wed his plants!
You cantelope!
Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"
Inception
Just water
A sockluent
Photosympathize
He loves his pot.
The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."
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They get a fangover.
OP delivers.
A crayant!
PokMongoDB
Fell through the cracks.
THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.
Who cares!
One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo
Not knowing how to use a coathanger...
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.
Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.
They pray on the weak.
She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.
