What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

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Where do you find an enlightened mosquito?

In Bhuddapest

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

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Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

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When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

What is Chipotle most known for?

A. Steak Bowls - B. Delicious Tacos - C. Chips - D. Burritos - E. Coli