What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

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What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!

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How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

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What do you call a voucher for complimentary Chipotle?

Free coli

What is Chipotle most known for?

A. Steak Bowls - B. Delicious Tacos - C. Chips - D. Burritos - E. Coli