What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

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Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

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Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

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What do they call Chipotle in Canada?

Chipotl-eh

What do you call a voucher for complimentary Chipotle?

Free coli