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What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

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What do you find in a cloud's shorts?

Thunderpants!

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

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Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

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What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.

What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli