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What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

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What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

What did the neckbeard wizard use to find his way around Hogwarts?

M'rauders Map

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How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

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What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.

What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli