Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.

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What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

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Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

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What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.