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Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.

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Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

Public Place Jokes More Public Place Jokes

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.