Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

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Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

Microscope Jokes More Microscope Jokes

What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

What do you call a mouthwash for tiny scientists?

Microscope