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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A buffaloaf.

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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

Microscope Jokes More Microscope Jokes

What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide