Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

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What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

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What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

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Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope?

Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them.