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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

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What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

To the other side.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.