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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

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Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

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What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

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What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope?

Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them.

What do you call a mouthwash for tiny scientists?

Microscope