Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

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What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!

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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

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What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

What do you call a mouthwash for tiny scientists?

Microscope