Germ Jokes

Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

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Amoeba Jokes More Amoeba Jokes

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

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What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

Microscope Jokes More Microscope Jokes

What do you call a mouthwash for tiny scientists?

Microscope

Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

The people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

What's better than watching a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.