Germ Jokes

What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

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Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

Why couldn't Jesus waterski?

Because he never existed.

What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

Microscope Jokes More Microscope Jokes

What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

Amoeba Jokes More Amoeba Jokes

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross the New World Order and risque behavior?

The Illuminaughty

Why did the free-range chicken cross the road?

Because he could.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

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