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What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope?

Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them.

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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

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How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.