Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

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What do you get when you cross the New World Order and risque behavior?

The Illuminaughty

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

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Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.