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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

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What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

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What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

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What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope?

Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them.

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide