Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

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Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!

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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

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Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope?

Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them.