Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

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Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

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What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

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What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope?

Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them.