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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

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What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide