Microscope Jokes

Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a mouthwash for tiny scientists?

Microscope

What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope?

Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them.