Gene Jokes

Why is diarrhea hereditary?

Because it runs in your genes!

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How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope?

Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them.