How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

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What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

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What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

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How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

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Why is diarrhea hereditary?

Because it runs in your genes!

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube