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How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

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What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

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Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

Gene Jokes More Gene Jokes

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)