How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you.

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

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Why is diarrhea hereditary?

Because it runs in your genes!

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

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How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.

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How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

Why did Caitlyn Jenner have a differently spelled version of Caitlin?

Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome