Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

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Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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Why Don't Lobsters Share?

Because they're shellfish.

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

Gene Jokes More Gene Jokes

How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)