Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

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What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

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Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

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How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates

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Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.