Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

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How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

What's Mario's favorite type of pants?

DenimDenimDenim*

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Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

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What did the black intellectual name her twins?

Entendre and....Entendre!

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

Gene Jokes More Gene Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!