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Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

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Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

Gene Jokes More Gene Jokes

What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope?

Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them.

How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.