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Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

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Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Gene Jokes More Gene Jokes

Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.