Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

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What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

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What do you call Afghan triplets?

Twins! I am so sorry....

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

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What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope?

Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them.

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube