Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

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What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

What's the difference between the east-German and the west-German accent?

While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer.

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What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

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Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.