Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

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What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?