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Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

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Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

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Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!