Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

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What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.