Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

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Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish.

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What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.