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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

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What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

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What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

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Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

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What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

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What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

Why was the geologist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not