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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

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What does one chauvinist say to the other?

There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!

Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.

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Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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He was on the rocks.

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ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

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Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

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What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

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What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not