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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

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What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches?

Mustardo!

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

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What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

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What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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A HIPAAcrite

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What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

What is the similarity between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Someone is loosing a trailer.

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Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

Where do geologists go for entertainment?

Rock concerts.*

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not