Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

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Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

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Where do geologists go for entertainment?

Rock concerts.*

Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not