Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

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What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

Why was Justin Biber in Frozen?

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It has many layers compressed together.

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Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

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What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

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He took his wife for granite.

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Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

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Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.