What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

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What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

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Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

What is Chip Kelly's favorite dance?

The Salsa

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What does a proud computer call his little son?

A microchip off the old block.

How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.