What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

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Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

Salsa Jokes More Salsa Jokes

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Microchip Jokes More Microchip Jokes

How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

What does a proud computer call his little son?

A microchip off the old block.