Salsa Jokes

What is Chip Kelly's favorite dance?

The Salsa

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

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Where can you dance in California?

A. San Fran-disco

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

What's Adam Sandler's favorite salsa?

Medium Pace

Guacamole Jokes More Guacamole Jokes

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why are the twin towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy?

A penny-farthing.

What do you call two Canadians buying coffee?

Double double doubles

Pace Jokes More Pace Jokes

What do you do when your girlfriend starts to smoke?

Slow the pace and apply more lube!

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

What's the most popular sports channel in Mexico?

ESPOL