Salsa Jokes

What is Chip Kelly's favorite dance?

The Salsa

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

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What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

What's Adam Sandler's favorite salsa?

Medium Pace

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What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

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How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

What makes Mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

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Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

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Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the Olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?

The Juan percent.