Salsa Jokes

What is Chip Kelly's favorite dance?

The Salsa

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

Pace Jokes More Pace Jokes

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

What do you do when your girlfriend starts to smoke?

Slow the pace and apply more lube!

Guacamole Jokes More Guacamole Jokes

Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

Microchip Jokes More Microchip Jokes

What is the computer's favorite food?

Microchips.

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.