Salsa Jokes

What is Chip Kelly's favorite dance?

The Salsa

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

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Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

What game console do Latinos use most?

XBOX JUAN

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

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What is the computer's favorite food?

Microchips.

What does a proud computer call his little son?

A microchip off the old block.

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What did Pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

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What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.

What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

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What do you call a rotten lamb chop?

Food gone ba-a-a-a-a-ad.

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods