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Salsa Jokes

What is Chip Kelly's favorite dance?

The Salsa

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

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Microchip Jokes More Microchip Jokes

What does a proud computer call his little son?

A microchip off the old block.

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum?

Dah okey pokey mon.

Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?

Guacamole Jokes More Guacamole Jokes

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.