Salsa Jokes

What is Chip Kelly's favorite dance?

The Salsa

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

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Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb?

5,6,7,8.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything!

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

Adam Sandler Jokes More Adam Sandler Jokes

What's Adam Sandler's favorite salsa?

Medium Pace

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What is Son Goku's least liked food?

Vegetta balls

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.